A 31 year old father told his son to stay in the car (or monsters would eat him) while he went into a strip bar. Then the kid unstrapped himself and walked into the club. Police arrested the father on a complaint of “encouraging a minor child to be in need of supervision.” Nice. The club manager called police after seeing the kid walk in the club. My question: how did the kid get past the front door? Did the manager only call the police after is was apparent he wasn’t going to drink? Or have a lap dance performed? Full story from Forbes through AP.
Scientists have discovered a natural barrier that prevents us from getting H5N1 bird flu. The virus attaches to cells too deep in the lungs for coughing and sneezing to spread the disease. The disease also doesn’t spread easily between birds and humans. Good news for everyone except the millions of birds that will have to be killed once this virus takes hold in this country. Full coverage on this discovery from VOA news.
The Washington Nationals Alfonso Soriano finally decided that he’ll accept the change in position to left field from second base. He refused to enter a pre-season game yesterday and play the outfield and left everyone standing around confused. But finally he caved and the world has been set right again. ESPN has a story on how the ball club is pleased with his personal sacrifice. Wow.
A doink-headed Dad, potential national health disaster, and a millionaire baseball player making a personal sacrifice to play another position. Aliens observing us are scratching their bald, green heads, putting their spaceships in reverse and leaving this galaxy like a bat out of hell.